Somethin' Punny

Hey everyone I saw this game on RS forums and thought it'd be fun for us to do on Laxer Forums.
The first person puts up a topic and makes a pun. The next person also makes a pun about the first person's topic then at the end of their post. Make another pun topic.
the next person will make a related sentence using the new pun idea, and will make another idea themselves after their post.
Ex.
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Midgit puns...

So the idea is to make a Small pun fit into a sentence. I'm not to good at it so everyone don't be mad if I turn up Short. Well that pun was Over My Head.
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This will be a Short post but come on your bigger then that!

Animal Puns
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Well that topic is out there so you guys Bear with me on this Fish-y topic

Fart puns
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So next person go on with fart puns